The Wrong Number

Mimika Chew is a viral singer… who accidentally texts the wrong number when she’s meaning to contact her management. Lyrye Vile is an ordinary barista when she gets contacted by a viral singer she’s never heard of. What happens next?

WORD COUNT: 1.2k GENRE: Comedy/Texting AGE RATING: 16+

WARNINGS: Explicit Language, Drunk Texting, Mild Mentions Of Unloving Parents

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MimikaChew: BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABE! BABE! DUDE! HONEY! BITCH! CUNT! DUDE! BABEASKDHJJAKLSD

MimikaChew: DUDDDEEEEE

MimikaChew: DUDE WHERE TF ARE U

MimikaChew: I NEEEED A RIDE HOMEEEE

MimikaChew: IM LOTS

MimikaChew: IM LOS

MimikaChew: IM LOT

MimikaChew: IM LST

MimikaChew: IM LOTTST

MimikaChew: IM LOST

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: who is this?

MimikaChew: IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT IM LOST IM LOT IM LOT IM LOST IM LOSSSS IM MLOST IM LOSTTT

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I don’t know who u are

MimikaChew: UR CLIENT

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: im a barista

MimikaChew: UR MY MANAGERSAS

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: wrong number

MimikaChew: Wait

MimikaChew: SRSLY?

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: yeah

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: do u need

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: an uber

MimikaChew: stfu I can affordd it

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay

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BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: did u get home okay?

MimikaChew: who dis

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: the wrong number

MimikaChew: ?

MimikaChew: ??????

MimikaChew: ???

MimikaChew: ???????????????

MimikaChew: ??????????????????????

MimikaChew: ???

MimikaChew: ???????????/

MimikaChew: OH

MimikaChew: lmaooooooooo

MimikaChew: ur the one that offered to buy an uber for the richest gal in the city. hilarious bitch. it’s like u don’t know whjo I am

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I don’t

MimikaChew: lmaooo

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: im serious

MimikaChew: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: like actually serious

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: who are you

MimikaChew: IM MIMIKA FUCKIGN CHEW

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: who?

MimikaChew: google it!!

MimikaChew: did you google it

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: OH

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: wow

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ur famous

MimikaChew: and youre

MimikaChew: like

MimikaChew: hilarious

MimikaChew: what sur name kiddo

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: not a kiddo

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ur age

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ISH

MimikaChew: u gotta tell me who u are so I can google u

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: u wouldn’t find anything

MimikaChew: dw I wontjudge u if ur insta is like

MimikaChew: only 10k

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I don’t have insta

MimikaChew: WHY NOT

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: im shy I guess

MimikaChew: queen tell me ur name

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: Lyrye

MimikaChew: that’s ur real name????

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: last time I checked

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: probs

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I mean

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I can check again

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: orphan yea so I have my own stuff

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: hold on

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay yeah that’s my name

MimikaChew: you intrigue me

MimikaChew: I was gonna block u but nvm

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay

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MimikaChew: so what do u think of my songs

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ???????

MimikaChew: im a singer

MimikaChew: im a star

MimikaChew: so like

MimikaChew: what do u think of my songs

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: idk ive never listened

MimikaChew: WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? YOU HAVENT LISTENED TO ANY OF MY SONGS?????

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: sorry

MimikaChew: sendin u all the albums for free rn

MimikaChew: gimme ur address

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay

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MimikaChew: hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyy hey heyyy heyyyy hey heyy he heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: are u alright?

MimikaChew: my parentssssssssssssssssss

MimikaChew: don’t love meeeeeeeee

MimikaChew: why don’t they love meeeeee

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: are u drunk again

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: are u safe and warm

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: do u need an uber

MimikaChew: im at homeeeeee

MimikaChew: this wine

MimikaChew: it taste

MimikaChew: this wine tastes like bloooood

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ???????

MimikaChew: oh

MimikaChew: I have paper cut

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: i

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I don’t know how to help

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: drink water

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: slurp it

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: chug maybe

MimikaChew: vodka look like water

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: no

MimikaChew: jk

MimikaChew: imma put on netflix grab my vibrator and cry

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: well

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: call me if u need me tho

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I don’t rlly have a pretty voice

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: not as pretty as urs

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: but I can help!

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: if u need me

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MimikaChew: DO YOU HAVE A SISTER

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ugh

MimikaChew: IS THAT A YES

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: not one whos nice to me

MimikaChew: DUDE I MET HER ATA NETWORKING EVENT

MimikaChew: ARE U THAT CHARMING AND CONFIDENT

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: unfortunately

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: im nothing like her

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: everybody says it

MimikaChew: damn

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I know

MimikaChew: it would’ve been funny ro replace her to with u lolol

MimikaChew: she seems desperate

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: LMAO

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MimikaChew: wait

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: ???????

MimikaChew: what do u look like??

MimikaChew: gimme ur socials I wanna see

MimikaChew: ik u don’t have insta but like everyones got smth

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: im not on any socials

MimikaChew: WHAT

MimikaChew: IM MAKING THEM FOR U RN

MimikaChew: GIMME SELFIES

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: um

MimikaChew: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: okay

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe sent an image

MimikaChew: wait damn ur cute

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MimikaChew: CUTIE HOW DO THESE LOOK????

MimikaChew sent an image

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: what filters did you add???

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I look pretty for some reason

MimikaChew: A – bitch ur a stunner

MimikaChew: B – I only changed the lighting and also added some stickers and shit I didn’t touch up ur pretty face bitch

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BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: 😦

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: my manager yelled at me today

MimikaChew: tell me her name and her socials

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: why

MimikaChew: u deserve the world

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BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I saw

MimikaChew: thought u didn’t watch my shows

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: I saw anyway

BiteMeBiteMeBiteMe: maybe I can take u to get ice cream to make up for the shitty show?

MimikaChew: CALL ME RN

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MimikaChew: u have a beautiful voice